From time to time I enjoy reducing the complexity of humanity into more managable types. Here is just one.
Subject: The female first-year University resident
On any campus you may spot a ‘rez’ girl by her over-ripening breasts, their growth outpaced only by her swelling paunch. She is pregnant with her new freedom, and with the thick cafeteria food. She favours high belts and billowing shirts. She attempts to show only half her character. She embraces the newfound attention of men, (mostly boys), with her thighs.
She will grow out of it.
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Please don't write posts about me.
freshmen 15. they dont make rhymes like that for nuthin
also, I like how you describe yourself as being "reasonable" in the title. it is a noble character trait that is sadly lacking in todays society. that is, unless one considers thick, high belts and billowy shirts as reasonable.
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