Casting Spells in HTML

When I was young, I would pretend that I was special. Not that blanket kind special that your elementary school told you enveloped everyone! at self-esteem smile assemblies, but the kind of special that earned a telegram via owl at the age of eleven. The kind of special the would require a secret identity. The kind of special that would inevitably bring about a romantic tragedy with every woman you ever got into it with (and there would be a lot because ladies love unavailable men). It does not take a too much of an intuitive leap to say something like "I wanted magic powers to set me apart in my generic suburb." I'll even go as far to admit that I still want magic powers and then top it of with an assertion that I try to move things with my mind with a serious level of concentration. Never the less, I am attempting to move on and deal with my life an average human being

BUT NOT SO WITH LAURA WOLF: INTERNET WITCH

Laura Wolf is totally a witch, and she backs up this assertion with the full power of the Internet and its mighty graphics. Don't believe her? Just compulisten (aka read) to Laura Wolf drop the facts on Witching.

Can anyone be a witch?
"Not necessarily.."
Is it easy to recognize a witch in mainstream society today?
"Not necessarily.."
Do all witches have complete control of the extraordinary powers they possess?
"............"

Laura Wolf, your inability to control even your use of the ellipses speaks volumes to me about the control you wield over your extraordinary powers. Unless of course you simply want people to think you lack fine control over grammar and the occult. Why do you wish to scare us like this? I fear your aims may be less than benevolent and/or sexy as I have been led to believe good Witches ought to be.

Oh thank you Laura Wolf! I feel much better.

But wait, Laura Wolf please explain to me why you are a Witch as compared to other people who claim to be Witches on the Internet.

Many people refer to themselves as a Witch simply to apear cool in the eyes of peers or
feel powerful or perhaps they have the need to belong to a collective
... an attempt to flee from their personal fears, weaknesses and insecurities...
...to gain some sort of sense of control in their lives.
These are precious, needy children of all ages and my heart bleeds for them
... but they are not witches.
Some claim to be witches because they have read books, bought many non-essentials from occult shops
or perhaps they gather with friends to play the part.
This is fine...
but it does not make them witches!

Oh, I get it Laura Wolf. You're a real witch because you're willing to throw most everyone else who's doing what you're doing under the bus in a search for authenticity. That's Magick!

Here's a picture of Laura Wolf totally going it on her own and not being some fake 'social Witch.' This is also a picture of her and her friend DAGON THE VAMPIRE, whose website she urges you to check out.

Laura Wolf has the power of ENERGY which is VAST. From what I can gather from Laura Wolf's site this ENERGY is nearly as VAST as it is non-descript and generic. Laura Wolf is clearly a powerful lady-Witch, full of ENERGY far beyond the normal expectations of what the human mind, in its infancy, can currently understand...

Just look at her ENERGY Face

I would love to spend more time leading you through Laura Wolf's Internet site (or "Chamber" as she more aptly explains it) but there are some journeys the human mind must make on its own, like doing meth on your birthday all by yourself. If you step into the Chamber, make sure you turn your sound up. Laura Wolf will treat you to an audio of her reading her Pledge. I don't know what all the words mean (well, really just 'mote') but she is pretty worried about soul rape, whatever that is. You probably don't have to worry, I imagine that sort of thing takes VAST quantities of ENERGY, like three Red Bulls worth.

Late Edition: On her main page Laura Wolf informs us that she has been Deemed "America's Coolest Witch" basically the Grammys of Witchery. I would not have liked to be on that judge panel. Imagine having the heavy guilt of basically telling all the other Witches of America they they were just not as cool. Imagine all the ENERGY they would be firing at you. VAST like an expensive bathtub I bet.