Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Missed Connections

Me: Wavy, bordering on loose curls. I've grown a bit wild, and I know it. I need someone to rein me in, but I want to keep some of my trademark length and volume. Spring is here and I want to move in the wind.

You: Sassy mid-fourties hair dresser. You won't let anything keep you down. Not the fact that your veiny muffin top extrudes over your jeans and under your favorite shirt from six years ago, or the fact that as you near menopause you're hairdressing as a 'junior' at a reduced fee. You're vocal with your concern to cut hair "in fashion"

Will we be a perfect match? Will you make me flower anew in a style-Springtime all my own?




FUCK!

2 comments:

bisforcookie said...

bwah! can you please spike it up on top? puhlease?????

bisforcookie said...

Wait, no, second request: heavy on the gel, part down the middle. Yeahhh.