Here is the pitch for a new blockbuster film I am writing.*
A left hand, pitted for his entire life in a silent rivalry that leaves it forever in the shadow of his brother, draws a line in the sand. He yearns throw instead of catch, to shake hands without apology, to carry the heavier bag of groceries. Now he must struggle against the hand that has dominated him since the day he was born in a fight that no one dares think he can win. And even if he does, it could tear them both apart.
Vin Diesel plays the right hand. Cuba Gooding Jr. will star as the left. Nicole Kidman will be the forbidden romantic lead as the right foot and Whoopie Goldberg will play the brain (hemisphere undecided). Finally, (and I should add:SPOILER ALERT!) Sean Connery will be making a cameo appearance as the penis.
*Based on true events.**
** My left hand.
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