More dangerous than yesterday

Today a pudgy man unlocked my hidden potential. One free knife fighting lesson. How could I pass it up? He moved fast for a man with such a gut. He zigged right and he zagged left and he slapped past desperate lunges and he slit throats. His eyes twinkled when he talked about his time choriagraphing "Highlander: The Series". He has very strong opinions on the industry. I'd grab my attackers knife hand as he came at me, right around the thumb and at least one finger was his rule. I'd pull him close and he'd say "now you might get an elbow smash in the nose, but you don't care! Look, you can stab him in the neck." When I disarmed a man and ended gripping the blade for a nasty cut he said "but you don't care! Look you're already opened his bowels." This was his favorite joke and we would both laugh. It was funny because they were dead or because he had such a gut. Such a killer gut.